Well, hello there soccer aficionados! Ever scratched your head wondering why MLS doesn't have a relegation system? Here's the fun scoop on that! The primary reason is the unique franchise model of the league, which makes it more like an exclusive club than a typical soccer league. It's like being in an all-you-can-eat buffet where no dish ever runs out, no matter how many times you drop your plate. The bottom line is, the financial risk of relegation is simply too big a gamble for franchises who've already paid hefty fees for a seat at the MLS table. So, the only "relegation" you'll see in MLS is when a team's performance dips so low it's in the basement...but hey, they're still in the house!